Hmmmm makes ya think!

Will my kids need therapy when they figure out all the warnings I give them are lies! For example:
 1- If you ride on the escalator your shoe lace will get caught in it and it will suck your leg in! Then how will you get out?
 2- If you don't wash your hands you will get the Haunta virus and end up in the hospital! Then what?
 3- If you aren't good in school they will kick you out and never let you back! Then you will have to get a job! Do you want that!!!
 4- If you go past the boundary riding your bike you will get a flat tire and we will have to throw your bike away!

Things my kids refuse to believe that ARE TRUE!
 1- Grandma was not always nice!!!!!! She was mean sometimes when I was a kid! (I love ya mom) lol
 2- I am NOT made of money!
 3- You can not only eat cereal all the time!
 4- If you wreck your motorcycle I will not fix it! (ok so that is only partially true cause steven would) lol

Jobs Steven never applied for but got anyway!
 1- Laundress. He just does it all the time I love it!!!!
 2- 3rd councilor in the Primary Presidency!
 3- Photography assistant! He really does rock this position! I may give him a raise some day!

Lies I tell myself and hope that someday might be true!
 1- Maybe if I am really quiet the kids wont find me for a little while longer! (Never happens)
 2- If I hold really still maybe they will think I am still asleep.
 3- If I ignore their whining  long enough they will go away!
 4- If I hide this candy, gum, ice cream ect... Maybe it will be there next time I go to get it!
 5- Maybe when I get home they have cleaned the house! :) nope :(

 However "We are a Happy Family"!